How is it that I always manage run out of toilet paper right before I come down with a case of the shits?
:mad:
That’s why you keep a Sears catalogue in the bathroom.
Just shop at Costco. I think we’ve got 100 rolls.
for the same reason I come down with a case of meningitis AND emergency gallbladder surgery in the same week I get all my hospital bills paid off.
Do you have an extra shower curtain?
(or maybe a neighbor that likes you enough to lend you a roll?)
Well, I guess it depends on how you got the shits. Have you been eating a lot of toilet paper? Because that would explain it.
:smack:
hoo! Thanks, Giraffe!
We have a bidet. My wife thinks there’s a lot of rust in our water…
Just doin’ my job…
If you’re home, a new roll of TP is just a hop, skip, and a jump away (especially with your jeans around your ankles).
And if you’re out & about and in the restroom of a gas station with more grime on the walls than a sewer and your staring at the oversized key-ring with the word “MEN” printed on it… there’s still hope.
That’s about the time that your realize exactly why you’ve kept all those ATM reciepts and useless raffle ticket stubs in your wallet…