My Mamma and Yo Mamma

My Mamma and Yo Mamma was hanging up clothes
My Mamma punched Yo Mamma right in the nose.
What color was the blood?

Yo mamma knows?

Not it!

(I had to Google this one. Man, what’s wrong with ‘catch a tiger by the toe’?)

A recession is when yo mamma loses her job. A depression is when my mamma loses her job.

Tragedy is when my Mamma gets a papercut. Comedy is when yo Mamma falls in an open sewer and dies.

That Mel Brooks was such a kidder.

One of my favorite cellists is Yo Mama.

Wait, that’s not right…