My Mother's Day gift to myself: Marlin 336W!

Ever since I was little, I always wanted one of those cool cowboy-style of rifles, and so today I’m a-gonna get me one! :smiley:

It’s a 30-30 leaver action and all the reviews I’ve read have been great! Way better than the Winchester 30-30 (though if you’ve got one of those and you’re happy with it, then more power to ya :cool: ).

I know I’m gonna feel like a real man holding her in my arms and rubbing her smooth stock and barrel; should be very exciting, if not erotic. :dubious:

Don’t know that I’ll actually fire it that much, but it’ll be nice to have for home protection and just knowing that she’s always there for me in the event that our shakey American social structure should ever come down for one reason or another, be it an earth quake forcing me to have to order marauders to “Back-off! You’ll not get my water!” or whateve other unforseen event might cause the cards to fall in this unpredictable world in which we live. :eek:

Looks great with a scope on it, too. Best Mother’s Day gift a guy could give himself, Methinks! :wink:

Anyone else know where I’m coming from here? :stuck_out_tongue: