I dropped it in blueberry pie and whipped cream. :smack:
I thought I cleaned it off but it’s all crunchy now and its ball keeps getting stuck.
Next time, I’ll try to drop it in butter.
Unplug it, rinse it under running water, just water, no soap. then use a blow dryer, on the lowest setting. Hey, it can’t get worse, right?
Good luck, and hint… don’t feed the mice pie. 
Why do you want to make sure your mouse’s balls aren’t sticking? You trying to breed it or something? 
(You’ve also put me in mind of crunchy frog)
Damn you I came in here to post the same thing. I was going to be all cool and “Monty Python” and stuff!
[Homer Simpson] Mmm… crunchy mouse drools [/Homer Simpson]
Hey, it’s better than your mouse being chewy, and getting all stuck in your teeth, and then you have to sit there for two hours with a toothpick getting that last bit of tail out from between your molars, and then you accidentally scrape the inside of your cheek with the toothpick, and it becomes a festering wound, and it gets all infected and it’s oozing pus and turning colors, and then you DIE.
Count your blessings man.
Why don’t you try taking the bones out?
You guys truly are sick sick people. God I love this place
Damn, damn, damn! I was going to make a reference!
Nevertheless, I must warn you that in future you should delete the words ‘crunchy mouse’, and replace them with the legend ‘crunchy raw unboned real dead mouse’, if you want to avoid prosecution.