Mum’s won the top dealer in Australia award for something like the 5th year running now for the software she supports.
Considering that this particular bit of code is only used in Australia and the South Pacific (though they’re trying to start it in Europe and South Africa) that makes her the best in the world!
It sounds even more impressive if I mention that it’s the largest local software company in Australia :).
Also that she’s consistantly beating out 30 person companies by herself… 
Um, Silent, you MIGHT want to rephrase the above perhaps?? She sounds like a VERY formidable opponent!
Otherwise, all mums are officially the ‘best in the world’ at putting up with their own offspring, but YOUR mum now gets an extra accolade’
CONGRATULATIONS to Silentgoldfish’s MUM…
(Can we crack a tinnie in her honour now…)
I’m not exaggerating. That’s one of the cool things about it. 
Nah Silent, I think you should have said…“out-BEATING” instead of “beating -OUT 30 person companies by herself”…it has an entirely different connotation…all I can imagine is your mum with her boxing-gloves on giving the opposition a ‘physically’ hard time!! All 30 of them laid out by her mean and vicious beatings!!
That’s all I meant!
But give her an Elephant Stamp and a kiss anyway!!
Hee Easier to imagine than you’d think.
OK, Whoa, um… your mum kicks SERIOUS arse then! And not in a metaphorical sense either!!
Remind me not to piss-off Silent or his/her mum, ever!
well, just be glad that she isn’t beating off 30 person companies by herself.
Seriously, tell her “Well Done!” and then take a 4 day weekend and go on a bender in her honour. You’ll thank me on Tuesday.