My Name is Agent Fields. You Killed my Career. Prepare to Die

In one of the odder bids for coverage, the publicity machine associated with the new Bond movie points out that Bond Girl Gemma Arterton* had six fingers on each hand.

  • What kiond of name is “Gemma Arterton”? Fleming might have chosen “Gemma”, but he’d give her a more idiosyncratic last name that “Arterton”. And why won’t the publicity people – or iMDB, for that matter – tell us the character’s first name? “Agent” Fields, indeed!


Obviously, Agent Fields killed Bond’s father, and must prepare to die.

Hmmm… a new celebrity spokesmodel for Handi-Off perhaps?