I pity the poor guy. He’s a nice fellow, we’ve had a good relationship for the 8 years I’ve lived here. He got badly whacked in his divorce, and barely saved his house. Unfortunately, it isn’t working out for him from a financial perspective, and he put his house on the market.
What makes his plight even worse is the asshat neighbors right next to him. These shitstains built a house on a vacant lot and located it very deeply, such that their driveway is over 100’ long, and they haven’t paved or stoned it. Every time it rains, a mud river flows past my neighbor and me.
To make matters worse, their kids have one aspiration in life: Professional Quad Runner. The little bastards are out there from the end of the school day until after dark running all over the front of their property, preventing growth of any vegitation to arrest a portion of the mud flow, and creating a constant din.
As I type it is Sunday, and he worked hard to get his yard in order yesterday. I can only imagine a showing.
Realtor (to possible buyers): One of the best things about this house is the rrrrrrrrRRRRNNNNNnnnnnnnn
Buyer: Say again?
Realtor: I’m sorry. This house has a lovely rumrumrumRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It’s a well kept home, in a peaceful wooded location, except for the neighbor from hell. Unless it is shown at 2 AM, buyers will know the noise they’d be moving into, and like I stated in the title, he’s screwed. Beyond that, I fear that anyone who would buy it with that kind of noise will lead to me being screwed double.