Get eth fuck out of my neighborhood, old freakshow

My property values are going to hell, thanks to you. For the love of God, will you sell your shit and get the motherfucking HELL out of my neighborhood please?

Background: There are several young poeple living in rent-to-own homes on this block. Guess who doesn’t want to sell? That’s right - old crazy fucking idiot that’s wasting everybody’s time. I guess writing “Fuck You” in yard poison chemicals didn’t discourage you from selling. Gues what - you wilo move. I promise.

Rent-to-own homes? I’ve never heard of such a thing.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

Maybe he enjoys the friendly neighbors.