My new favorite Cecilism, share yours (old ones too)

In this weeks column, on tornadoes and nuclear plants

Cecil says ‘one recognizes that these terms detract from the requisite veneer of seriousness.’
I love it, and can’t wait for a chance to slip that into a conversation IRL. I’ve gotten a lot of milage from ‘that’d penetrate my ennui,’ which I stole from a column I can’t even recall now.

Share yours, how has Cecil spiced up your verbage,