Try reducing caffeine and taking evening primrose oil.
Umm any chance you are pregnant?
I have a killer case of PMS myself and I just might need to strangle my 7 yo who just took the handles off the TV cabinet to see what would happen… Mummy will go postal darling, that’s what happened…
Nope, these are virgin nipples.
And they still hurt. Tylenol, here I come!
I really need to go to bed sooner.
Um, that’s not how it works. Let me explain something…
Can I kiss them and make them better?
Seriously, Iknew someone who irritated her nipples when she started jogging…the shirt rubbed them too much, and she wasn’t used to it. Any activity changes?
My nipples are a bit sore too. Soaking them (and the rest of me) in a warm tub sounds pretty good.
I think it’s PMS. My nipples get that way too. They seem to stand at attention and not in a good way. Even just softly brushing them against something is excrutiating. I usually do what Cyndar suggests. Soak in a hot tub and then sleep in my bra. I know wearing a bra to bed sounds awful but since it flattens them down, they don’t hurt as bad.
I’ll add my .02 to what Grace said. Make sure that your bra is 100% cotton. I have to switch from silky, slinky bras to cotton ones during PMS. It seems to help me.
Well, a loose, cotton T-shirt, no sheets, three Tylenol, and nine hours of sleep seem to have helped. I’ll keep you guys updated throughout the day. 
The guys in this thread await…breathlessly, Not to mention droolingly.
Tiggeril, hon, we need to see pictures . . . if we’re going to play doctor online, we can’t diagnose you without looking at you.
And I am typing with both hands, so please do not misplace my curiosity as vulgar.
2:00 CST-back from grocery shopping, still non-erect. but a bit tender.
iampunha… if you want to shell out the bucks to buy me a digital camera, I would be more than willing to post pix for the SDMB M.D.
I have a digital camera in my suitcase, but I refuse to drive to Chitown to give it to you.
[Soup Nazi]
No nipples for you!
[/Soup Nazi]
That’s okay . … I can just watch the fortuneteller in Mall Rats II eat her third nipple.
:eek:
quoi??!!
Fortuneteller in Mall Rats II does her best work by fortunetelling topless. Also has a third nipple, which after the guys have gone she takes off and puts in her mouth. Rather amusing.
Not to be too much of a stickler, but there WAS no Mallrats II. Mallrats never had a sequel.
However, Mistress Ivana (Played by Priscilla Barnes, of ‘Three’s Company’ fame) did indeed fortune-tell topless and consume her nipple once Brodie and T.S. had left the building.
What-EVER! I do not care. All I know is that there were two lovely breasts unadulterated (I hope) for a good long time.
How on earth does one adulterate a breast? Inside or outside marriage?
Nipples? Just your nipples?
Hell, I go through two to three days out of the month when I’m afraid to take my bra off at night because I don’t want to feel the pain in my C-cups once they’re unsupported. My whole freaking breasts hurt.
Nipples. Hah. wimp.