There really aren’t any serious nipple-related disorders that are going around, are there?
They’re just kinda… sore. It’s not cold in here, I’m not allergic to anything… strange…
Yes, I am indeed sober.
i’ve found that mine occasionaly get tender before i ovulate and before my period starts. or you could be having a reaction to your laundry detergent or fabric softner.
PMS… that would explain a lot of recent events, I think…
My first thought was: remove the clamps.
My second thought was: cut out the starch.
That comes from experience. Wearing a new set of starched fatigues without wearing a t-shirt can lead to a real bad case of sore nips.
- The male doper, horrified by the room he’s just walked into, runs screaming into the night… **
Scared by this, Tristan? Hell, I live vicariously through this . . .
Not getting much play lately, huh?
oh, how i jest…
So what was the previous record for number of views to a thread? 
Is there some sort of problem with my achy nipples?
My goodness. I am in the wrong place here. So excuuuuse me.
Rub them. If they hurt too bad to rub them, apply a warm cloth to them, then rub them. Or rub them with the warm cloth, whichever.
Palmyra: I wouldn;'t know play if it walked up to me, got on its knees, and started sucking my dick.
tiggeril: no problem at all. Feel free to discuss in great length. Post a picture or two if you think it would help.
(Disclaimer: I apologize if anyone took offense at this.)
Warm cloth? Cloth?! Rub!!! No, no, no… they’re a bit too tender for rubbing… ::shudder:: I’d go without cloth at all, but I wouldn’t do that to my poor roommate.
I will honerably dontate my time and effort to help you with this if you like. Consider it a helping gift. I will ask nothing in return… I am just working on my good deeds. What can I say? I’m a giver!! 
I give very good massages. In high school I used to massage some of the squash team.
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i know a guy whose massages make you lose all control, they are soooooooooooo relaxing.
::swoons::
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Well, I didn’t say wool steel or anything…
Hey, slythe? Did you happen to not see the post/view ratio of the Silver Fire is a fucking goddess thread?
Steel wool even.
::goes of to mix another drink:: 
Squash, indeed, sweetie.
Tiggeril, where I went to school we had a squash team. Mostly hispanic people who didn’t have qualms about a guy massaging their butts.