(well actually 2 days, but I will compress for effect)
The MD of the company has left, very suddenly (looks like he’s been bought out)
The 20 something lesbian from upstairs, who I caught kissing the 20something non-lesbian from America (who is with us to oversee the callcentre) is meeting a 60 year old woman from australia (who claimed to be 20something) tonight. She is going to pretend to be a man named Lee.
Normal day. I wonder what will happen next.