My Official Response To The Haters (re: Hillary)

[wonky]

@Enginerd

Deign it, jsgoddess went straight breakfast pastry warfare.

camera pans to the chocolate croissant

[Inner_Stickler]

@Stringbean

I’m not satisfied with the outer-most layer; I am compelled to dig deeper.

Then why is your analysis so shallow?

[Ca3799]

So this campaign will be much like any other political campaign- one in which the politician courts specific voters? How clever!

[DirtyHippy]

@Stringbean

The first thing that I’ll say is that it’s no insignificant possibility that I actually vote for Hillary Clinton. I would vote for her over Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Ted Cruz, possibly Rand Paul, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, etc. In other words, she’s a safe, adequate choice among a backdrop of crazy moron. With regard to my thread, let’s dig in:

I’m not satisfied with the outer-most layer; I am compelled to dig deeper.

Somebody forgot the first rule of holes!

[Kamino_Neko]

@Ca3799

So this campaign will be much like any other political campaign- one in which the politician courts specific voters? How clever!

Ah, but that’s the problem…Hillary is NOT courting specific voters. She’s courting everyone.

Which is as divisive as is possible to be.

[Shodan]

@tomndebb

Bullshit. Had you intended to say that in the other thread, you should have said that.

What you repeatedly said , beginning with the thread’s title and repeated throughout your rants, was that Ms. Clinton was waging “demographic warfare.” You have provided no evidence that she intends any sort of “warfare” and this current attempt to re-write your opinion does not erase the utter nonsense you posted in the other thread.

Shut up, you fucking troll.

Regards,
Shodan

[marshmallow]

This Sizzler’s commercial from 1991 is also full of demographic fairy tales. I am appalled.

[davida03801]

Reading the 1st sentence of the OP I learned who the haters are, and it is the OP and the like.

[John_Mace]

@Miller

This is totally something that needed its own thread.

Asshole.

Ny thoughts exactly. There are are already 2, but this fucktard needs a 3rd. Why is this even open? Is there some special explanation that won’t fit in one of the other threads?

[Cyros]

@DirtyHippy

Somebody forgot the first rule of holes!

Dig up, stupid?

[The_Hamster_King]

@Stringbean

When I write on political campaign strategy, I use the terminology and brash verbiage of a campaign manager. You know, the type who might say, “I’ll have them niggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years". I’m not going to engage in the cold-hearted analysis of modern political campaigning and try to appease the lightweights. I deign my reasoning and you do with it what you please. I believe this election will be waged on the terms of “demographic warfare.”

Hilarious. The entire strategy of the Republican Party for the last 35 years has been to wage “demographic warfare”. They pander to low-information white voters in order to get them to vote against their own economic self-interest.

[Jackmannii]

Alluding to those who think differently than you do as “haters” is so 7th grade.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

Shake it off, Stringbean. Shake, shake, shake. Shake it off.

[Morgenstern]

@Enginerd

Deign it, jsgoddess went straight breakfast pastry warfare.

Alright. I gotta ask.

Is deign pronounced *dane *or deen.

Oh, and yeah, soon as Hillary adds PayPal, I’ll be a founding donor…

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@Morgenstern

Alright. I gotta ask.

Is deign pronounced *dane *or deen.

Ooh, I hadn’t even thought of that. It could be the new Deign Scream!

[Love_Rhombus]

“Maggie: I thought it was interesting that someone is speaking Spanish in the video.”

Why the fuck is that interesting? I might assume that more than a few people in this country speak it. Is this linguistic warfare alongside the demographic already mentioned?

[iiandyiiii]

This morning my wife and I deigned shopping at the farmer’s market. We deigned a few tomato plants, we deigned these great little donuts, but they didn’t deign eggs, unfortunately. Now we’re deigning a little break. You gotta deign yourself when you deign the free time, of course. My wife is deigning on the couch, while the Matrix is deigning on cable for the millionth time. Neo just deigned where he really deigns.

Deign it.

[Left_Hand_of_Dorkness]

@iiandyiiii

This morning my wife and I deigned shopping at the farmer’s market. We deigned a few tomato plants, we deigned these great little donuts, but they didn’t deign eggs, unfortunately. Now we’re deigning a little break. You gotta deign yourself when you deign the free time, of course. My wife is deigning on the couch, while the Matrix is deigning on cable for the millionth time. Neo just deigned where he really deigns.

Deign it.

Happy Deignday, Papa Deign! I hope Deignette is feeling deigny today.

[iiandyiiii]

@Left_Hand_of_Dorkness

Happy Deignday, Papa Deign! I hope Deignette is feeling deigny today.

I am deigned by your use of Deignographic Warfare.

[iiandyiiii]

I am concerned that we are heading towards Mutually Assured Deignstruction.