I’d just like to say, to all those out there who are so concerned about the size of my penis: I’m fine with it, really.
I know your products would all “add inches to my lenght and girth,” but I’m quite comfortable with what I have. It fits nicely in my shorts and doesn’t get in the way when I’m working.
If some of you saw me in the showers after high school gym or track practice, you may have misguided memories which are fueling your concern. See, I’m what they call a “grower.” Trust me, you never saw it at full extension.
My girlfriend has never complained; in fact none of my old girlfriends ever complained either, so I figure they must have been satisfied with what I brought to the party.
Please understand, it’s not that I have anything against you or your products, or what they do, I just don’t feel I need them. I’m also concerned, I must admit, that I might not use them properly and end up with a battering ram that won’t fit in my car, let alone my lady. Besides, which one do I choose? They’re all herbal, and guarantee at least 2 more inches, some even promise more than that. If I try different ones to see which is best, I could end up having a sausage that wouldn’t fit in a bun.
So, no. Thanks for the e-mails of concern but I’m going to pass. You can take me off your mailing lists, and substitute somebody else. I’m sure there are plenty of people you’re worried about, and I don’t want to take any of your time away from helping those less fortunate than myself.