My posting shall be hampered! NO-O-O-O!!

As much as I’ve enjoyed staying awake for several hours into the wee morning hours, dancing about the SDMB like an addled monkey with a hernia problem, circumstances have arisen that will prevent me from posting here GASP every day.

See, we’re putting on a showing of “Fiddler On The Roof” at my local college, and I’ve been building the sets and props and all that other hard work that I get no credit for (the stupid actors get all the credit, you see), which has eaten up a lot of my free time, but soon we’ll be starting our tech rehearsals, where I’ve got to practice dropping the flys and moving the damned wagons (we’ve got Tevye’s house AND the bar on the same freakin’ side of the stage, and there’s NO ROOM over there!) And I have to make sure the stupid actors (since I’m a techie this time around, I get to make fun of the actors, since they get all the glory and attention, while we techies get jack shit) don’t fall into the 9-foot-drop orchestra pit and all…

Anyway, before this becomes a rant suitable for the Pit, I just wanted to let all you enjoyous personages out there know that my amazingly hot body and devilish good looks will be sparse here at the 'Dope, so you guys will have to make due without me around to toss Coldfire a random compliment or to judge the boob contest in the Pit.

I WILL still be posting, occasionally, but it’ll be rare. Just wanted to let you guys know. And in a few weeks, the show will be over, and I can get back to my daily patrols of GD-Pit-MPSIMS-IMHO… toodles!

We’ll miss you buddy.

Just thinking abotu you actually - just watched Star Trek: Generations on DVD and commenting that jedi powers would have made it unnecessary for Kirk to go out on the bridge.

Therefore star wars universe gets another point… :wink:

G’luck with Fiddler mate.

later, Tom.

Why not slip into a Cossack costume on opening night, and join in on the pogrom scene?

If “Tevye” gives you any attitude during rehearsals, you can kick his ass right up between his shoulder blades and everyone’ll think it’s part of the show!

There was a boob concest and nobody informed the horny teenager? What gives?

Boob contest ? Where ? Can I join in ?