My Pubic Hair Is On Fire!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Another reason to quit smoking #7.

Opening scene:
A fresh cup of coffee, a comfy chair, a faithful laptop.
The Star of the show is yours truly, who lights a morning cigarette as an ancillary treat.

Hot cherry cascades unseen to lap.
Unaware of the impending tragedy, other than an unidentified discomfort, the main character (me) clicks on the icon for the SDMB website.

Oww! Ouch. Owwie!

Fresh cup of coffee desperately poured onto crotch. Fire out.

I am going back to bed and will pretend this never happened.

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I had to read this three times, thinking I’d missed something.

If “hot cherry” isn’t slang for a glowing cigarette ember, then I’m lost.

At first I was thinking that somehow you were having something like Cherries Jubilee at your computer.

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See? Smoking is bad for you.
And how was a fresh coffee not scorching hot?

4

it is.

5

Thanks Cal Meacham, for translating!

6

This is what you get for not putting pants on.

7

So you mean - Now we have to wear pants?!

Bummer

8

Only if you smoke, eat Cherries Jubilee at the computer, or drink hot coffee there.

9

You can go back to bed if you want, but your junk will not be going to sleep for a very long time.

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Bet you don’t do that again!

11

This would never happen with an e-cig.

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Do NOT Google “hot cherry pubic hair” while at work. You have been warned.

13

Lemme guess: You don’t get pictures of Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

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There are a lot of lessons to be learned here.

15

Guilty as charged.
Now you all know WAY too much about my breakfast habits.
I will retreat until I forget about this. Which will be about next Tuesday or so.

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Safety. I have a extra pair of iron undies. I would donate them to you, however I may need them for myself.

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Thanks. I think I learned my lesson but will listen to wise people.

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Yeah. What WERE you about to do? Comfy chair, faithful laptop, cigarette, no underwear, SDMB.

There are steamy threads here from time to time, but there are better sites for that.

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OK. No nefarious action here. Quite mundane. I sleep in the nude and since the coffee timer goes off at 6AM local and…
Oh crap. I am never going to live this down, am I? :smack:

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If it helps, you’re not the first Doper to have this happen (though the circumstances were rather different).