My REAL age

Calendar: 30.5
“Real” age: 32.8

:frowning:

Calendar age=43.9

Real age=42.5.

I was down as low as 40.2, but I smoked in college and apparently I don’t eat enough fruits or veggies (yeah, I know) and I dont’ know my cholesterol levels (they’ve been taken but I don’t remember them. Since I don’t remember them, chances are they ar normal or fine).

And it says I should get a dog to help with my stress.
Um, to me, dog=stress. Like I need one more thing that needs constant attention…I take care of people at work and at home. What I need is a Jeeves!

And I should seek therapy for my unhappy marriage–done that. Waiting for him to finish his houseboat, so he can move out…

I do hope I am not now inundated with mailings from this site–but it was a good quiz.

I took this test or one like it a few years back. At that time I smoked, weighed 300 pounds and was totally inactive. (I’m 5’3".) It did not give me an answer. Try it if you don’t believe me.

I’m old enough that I don’t want to try it again. I lost 150 pounds, but I still smoke and I’m still a couch potato.

Presumeably you only take medicines if you have some kind of health problem.

Fuck.

Real Age, 26.3

Actual age, 19.9

Probably related to motorcycles, not wearing a seatbelt in a car, talking on a cell phone while driving, and never doing any kind of exercise.

I have a healthy diet, don’t smoke cigarettes regularly, so it’d have to be those.

Calender age - 21.1
Real age - 20.7

Yay!

My age: 43.2

Real Age: 32.1
Which is about how old people tell me I look…hmmm, maybe there’s something my mom isn’t telling me, like I was swapped for an 11 year old at some point. :smiley:

Apparently, people under 20 don’t have a real age. Heh. :stuck_out_tongue:

Physiological: 45.3
Chronological: 48.2

About what I expected. Of course, if they reduced the real age for cat ownership as they do for dog ownership, We’ve got four cats, so multiplying that by a hypothecal per-cat age deduction would put me practically in diapers, as it were.

Oh wait…don’t the cats own us?

Calendar age: 28.1
“Real” age: 24.3

I wonder what it would be if I actually lived up to my goals of eating more veggies and working out every day.

Calendar age: 45.6
‘Real’ age: 41.4

Acceptable. I was penalized for my weight, for eating more than 1 serving a red meat a week and a few other things. I wonder why they ask if you go to church?

Aw, my actual real age is 50-something, but on that REAL age test I am dead. I resent having years or fractions thereof added just because I don’t wear my seat belt, talk on the phone while driving, have a motorcycle license–that is not going to make me older, sorry.

As opposed to when I go to my actual real-life doctor who says I am in the physical condition of someone at least 15 years younger, although admittedly I don’t look 15 years younger. (Does it count if I get carded when I buy cigarettes? No, it does not. They are carding everybody.)

Calendar Age - 42
Real Age - 35

It was actually that site that made me start eating and living healthier, a couple of years ago.

Back then my Real Age was the same as my calender age. And that was just not acceptable!* I had a hard time turning 40.*

Lame. It only asks you about stuff like your health, diet, and exercise, but nowhere does it take into consideration eternal pain and torment to the soul as a result of the world grinding down on it.

Plus, they’re trying to send ads to your e-mail address.

Calendar age: about 38.6
“Real age”: 37.1

Perceived time it took to fill out all those stupid questions, in years: 1.5

So I came out even.

My Age: 23.1
Real Age: 15.5

Who knew a university lifestyle with healthy eating and no exercise could be this good for you?

Hey Kid that is pretty damned good !!!

My “RealAge” is a whopping .1 years higher than my chronological age.
Pretty good considering I have health problems (MS for one) and others.

Then again, consider all the so-called “health-conscious” gurus out there - be it Jim Fix or Ewell Gibbons, etc - who died before their time.

Then again here’s what George Burns (who lived to be 100) had to say:

Interviewer: How much do you smoke?
George Burns: I’ve smoked 10 cigars every day of my adult life.
Interviewer: What does your doctor say?
George Burns: He’s dead.

:smiley:

Wild applause. If we consider that then I’m definitely on the wrong side of fifty!

Calendar age: 38.9
Real age: 37.8
Perceived age: 14.7

I think this is a spam generating site. Yeah…I went in there anyway.

The whole damn thing is just a scam to sell vitamins.

Calendar Age: 34.4
Real Age: 24.1

Holy crap. That whole diet and exercise spiel really works!

I swear I answered honestly.