This is pretty damn weird, it has to be within arms reach of where I am sitting, yet it is nowhere to be found. I think I know now why people believe in fairies and such.
Nevermind, I found it.
Aha! So it crawled back to you! 
For a moment I thought he’d befriended a cockroach and had it trained to sit near him while he cruised the boards…
Adds that to his list of things to do before he leaves home
Badtz… Hun… Roaches do that sometimes even when you place them somewhere for safekeeping. Just place them in the same place all the time and you’ll never forget where they are.
Obsidian, I do have a ‘roach ranch’ but this was the last one (a sort of Frankenstein’s monster of a roach) and didn’t get placed back there immediately.
Okay, so where was it? Enquiring minds want to know.
Next time you lose one-- if I find it, can I keep it?