This thread made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt!
I wish I could meet your husband. Holy moly.
I love you, matt.
I love you too, you hot little Vancouverite stud muffin, you.
Actually, it’s a two way street that too many ignore.
It’s not a one way street. It’s the friggin’ AUTOBAHN, BAYBEE!
And the hot board incest goes on and on…
I think you were doing it backwards.
Well, sometimes. Mine’s more like a new highway out in the lush green forests - two-way, but narrow, and no one’s ever been there. 
Damn, guys, get a room willya?
The Scotsman says thanks for the well-wishing and even the gentle “taking the piss…” out of him. Har, har. 
And he just knew I’d get on the boards and announce the birth of Rocky* while he was away at work yesterday. I’m a big blabber mouth.
*the name our friend bestowed upon the stone… I was going to name it something more dignified, like Malcolm or Henry.
At least it wasn’t a candiru.