What, there’s more to it than what he is quoted as having explained at post #1?
No wonder I don’t have kids.
I feel like I’ve failed some sort of Canadian citizenship test. Born and raised on the East Coast and never heard of gitch and gotch 
Since Kindergarten in southern Ontario, one of my classmates was nicknamed “Gotch.” It wasn’t until late highschool that I learned what it meant. He was pissed off about it.
I’ve only heard gitch and gonch, never the versions with the middle consonant swapped.
(It’s why hate it when people pronounce conch as ‘konch’ - it’s a shell, not underwear!)
This Canadian hates Hates HATES the word gonch and all its cousins. It just sets my teeth on edge whenever I hear it.:mad:
Same here, though I can blame it on being from Québec! 
Le gitch?
Everything kids (or adults) need to know is in the Hokey-Pokey ditty.
*You put your left foot in,
Your put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That’s what sex is all about!*
You’re doing it wrong.
Well I am giggling at the idea of Muffin telling family court that the marriage broke down because the corespondant in a divorce was doing the Hokey Pokey. *
- And…?
Haha, this was hilarious.
so gitches are for bitches?
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I just asked my 7yo what the difference is between girls and boys, and she got a half mischievous, half embarrassed look, and pointed to her crotch. I guess I’m pretty much doing my job!
“Fanny” on the other hand has a different meaning across the pond.
Ok, sorry that is what confuses me. Or I forgot. One or the other.