I don’t believe it. I’m sorry, but the people on this board tend toward the reactionary side.
“I had my first physio. appointment.” Could it not be that you were apprehensive about the appointment as you didn’t know what to expect and particularly on edge? Perhaps you decided before you went that you were going to be uncomfortable being there and this, you feel, is a good excuse not to go back? You’ve already said you might not go back.
How old would you say Randall is? How long do you think he’s been doing what he’s doing? He’s probably been doing it long enough that one body part is that same as all the other body parts, fairly blase. That’s the way most adults think about body parts anyway.
“‘Wow! Are you ever flexible!’” Well, are you? If so, what makes it out-of-line for him to remark so?
“There is NO way I am going to stand here perky nipped and bend over so you can look down my shirt! So, I turned to the side. His response, ‘Well, I guess we can do it that way.’” It sounds to me like he was trying to do his job. How exactly was he going to look down you shirt anyway? If you’re bent forward someone’s head would have to be approximately 2.5’ off of the floor to see your nippedness.
The whole sag thing sounds like more of the same. He’s just doing his damn job. Oh, he moved around behind you big deal. You’ve got jeans on for Christ’s sake. Nothing to see down there but your skinny ass.
“I was wondering what relevance this had to what I was there for, when he said it had none. He just “wanted to see”.” What are you trying to imply he wanted to see?
“With his hand on my back feeling the movement of my vertebrates, he moved my legs up and down, ever so slightly rubbing them across his manliness.” Did the guy have a big fat boner going on? A man’s penis is usually tucked neatly between his legs unless he’s got an erection. Therefore, even the lower abdomen does not constitute “his maliness”.
Before you go off half cocked (no pun intended) and file some sort of official complaints or whatever, I’m sure there’s some sort of repository of professional conduct somewhere. If he’s done anything concretely overt it should be in a file somewhere. If it is, I apologize for this entire post and you may feel free to chastise me to no end. However, if the guy’s just doing his job you could be jeopardizing his career with some silly bullshit.
If he said something like, “Your nipples sure are pokey” or if his hand went a little past the bottom of your backbone (that would be like the coccyx as we learned in my “Ass bone” thread) then I’d be more inclined to believe something not quite right was going on. As it is, I think you’re full of shit.