beagledave I am so sorry to hear this news.
What caused the tree to just crack like that? Old age? termites?n storm?
How’s the car look?
Whatcha gonna do with all that wood?
I’m glad everyone is ok.
Oh, good luck with the MRI.
May they find nothing. 
Correction, Shirley: May they find nothing abnormal. Finding nothing is the cause of all the asshatted teenagers currently the rage (pun intended) over in Da’ Pit. 
So how is the car? Still drivable?
<wince> I’m sorry to hear that, beagledave. How is the elderly neighbor?
Hey, beagledave. Sounds like you’ve had an exciting evening. We’ve had some of the same storms over the last few days here and the wind was awful. I’m sorry about your plight.
I’m one of those evil adjusters and I can personally attest to the fact that (1) we do not have horns, (2) we are not intentionally assholes, and (3) we do not occupy Dante’s Inferno.
Keep smiling.