My sister is visiting this week, and I am about to lose my mind.
Usually I take my vacation to drive my mom to Louisiana to see her and her kids, although I can’t standto be around her. She is a “born-again christian”, and one hell of a bigot. I know religion is good for some people, but for her it has only added intolerance to her already long list of flaws- I never heard her use the n-word before, and I know she was raised better than that. She is an insane neat freak as well, which doesn’t bother me when I visit her, but when you visit someone else you don’t bitch at them for not using a coaster…
My mom has accepted that I’m not giving her grandkids, but sis has to do the “when are you going to give me a niece or nephew” nag. NEVER, you fucking bitch- I’m bi and I always use protection.
The absolute proof that she is the anti-christ, though, is that she hates my cat. I don’t want to sound like a crazy cat person, but my cat is a good judge of character, and nobody dislikes her- I have friends who don’t like cats but they always pet her when they visit.
The good news is that I convinced my mom to move to Louisiana to be near the grandkids, so I can cut family visits to a minimum in the future.