My Star Wars Idea

Remember how in the Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader hangs out withj Boba Fett, and actually seems solicitous of the guy?

What if it’s because Boba Fett is really Jar-Jar Binks?

I think it would be great is something terrible happens to Jar Jar in Episode II, he gets all messed up physically and turns to bounty hunting. from inside some Mandalorian armor.

I give your idea a 1.

Really.

I guess you’re just kind of hanging around looking for trouble. My earlier rating seems to have been spot-on.

…I am just kidding. Sorry to have offended you. I will try to ascertain who is light hearted her and who is not.

You are not on the welcoming comittee, are you?

::slumphs off and contemplates a return to just lurking…

That reminds me of this Brunching Shuttlecocks article.

http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-jarjartruth.html

No, really, it does.

In point of fact, I am.

Here’s some goddamn coupons and a refrigerator magnet. The twelve steps to martyrs anonymous program starts promptly at 8. Attend.

Wow. So much for being original.

The real bitch of it is, Scyll, the brunching boards went through their Amish and groundhog rants four years ago.

That theory would work, except Boba Fett is in Episode II.

(Yes, I know that the guy in the trailer isn’t Boba.)

“Mee-sa gon’ GET dat Solo.”

Boba’s father is Jango Fett, a human. You can see a picture of him at any of a dozen fansites.

Oh. That Star Wars.

I thought this thread would be an announcement that you’d be joining the design team for Bush’s missle shield.

Boy do I feel silly.