So step right up, one and all! The doors are now open for Hal’s Dollar Store. That’s right…everything costs just a buck, and we’ve got absolutely anything and everything in stock. No matter what you’re looking for, we’ve got it. However, quantities are limited – only one item per customer, please.
People, people…please, stop asking if we have “such and such” in stock. As clearly stated, we have everything!
Of course, the “one item per customer” rule is cardinal here. That means that Mindfield, Bosda, Cluricaun, D_Odds and Anaamika all get violently tossed out by our crack bouncer squad for violating store policy.
Oh, and sorry jali…no credit issued here.
Everyone else, enjoy your new homes/cars/laser pointers/candy bars/etc., and thanks for shopping at Hal’s!