My trip to Europe

I am an old white guy and I recently returned from my first trip to Europe.

I hope I go back before I die, but really, I am posting after watching a lot of Youtube videos about what is strange about Americans and what Americans think is strange about Europe.

Before I post my boring monologue, I have to say, I found nothing really strange. Of course there were language differences. Regardless, most everybody spoke English and my limited German was passable. So here I go:

My first stop was Munich and from what I saw, it is a beautiful city, but it is a large city very similar to large cities in America. I did not have much time there, but I did see the area around the main train station including Frauenkirche. Outside of the square next to Munchen Hauptbahnhof, I did not meet a native German. Everyone who worked in my hotel was an immigrant or a child of an immigrant. They all spoke multiple languages.

After Munich, it was off to my first destination: Garmisch-Partenkirchen. A small town in the Bavarian Alps and home to the 1936 Winter Olympics. Absolutely gorgeous. Not as many people speak English, but it really did not matter. Here, everybody is native German except for a few tourists. Actually most of the tourists are German. Great food, great people and a beautiful setting. Seriously, go there.

After Garmisch, it was on to Paris. If you ever have a problem with train or bus connections, go to the BD office in whatever German town you are in. They will solve it, perhaps not with a smile, but by God they will get you where you are going without charging you more.

The trip to Paris was on the German and French high-speed rail. Oddly enough, the German part of the train trip was much more homey than the French part. The French part, though, was way faster. Go second class. It’s cheap.

As Munich, Paris is a big city – a really big city. Our hotel, though, was in a working-class neighborhood. The staff was just as friendly as the staff at the German hotel.

However, the rooms were extremely small as in the sense that you have to open the medicine cabinet to spit in the sink. The elevator was so small that only one person could take it at a time and there was no landing. When you stepped off the elevator, you had to be careful not to tumble down the spiral staircase. Also, no air conditioning. Be aware of that in the summer. It’s the same in Germany. Fortunately, we were there after a cool front passed through.

Regardless, Paris was as delightful as Garmisch. We ate in small corner cafes and the food was great no matter where we dined. We spent most of our time in the museums and they were great.

Despite the stereotype of the ugly American, all the people we met in France were friendly, helpful and really seemed to like Americans. It may have helped that my daughter speaks French, but I think it was more than that.

If you are a young American, go to Europe while you are young. If you are an old American, go while you are old. Don’t stay in big hotels. Learn to take the train and the bus. It’s not difficult. Talk to people. Walk, walk and walk more. There is no reason to be afraid. I promise, someone will help. Even at Charles de Gaulle Airport, the scariest place I have ever been.

Mark Twain said that to a European a hundred miles is a long distance. To an American a hundred years is a long time.

Paris seems to specialise in tiny and extortionate hotel accommodation. I must have been 20 times, and I swear I’ve never had a decent room, no matter how much money I throw at the problem.

From what I’ve seen, it’s the same for private accomodations. Take a look at rental ads there: it makes the Madrid [del]armed-robbery gang[/del] market look cheap by comparison. There’s things like “apartments” which are old servants’ quarters and the toilet is shared with other rooms (laundry? kitchen? hah!).

It’s over 30 years since I was in Paris, but as I recall, the hotel room was a fairly decent size, which was good, since I was sharing it with another traveler. I did fine with my high school French - I spent most of the time on my own (I was on a group trip, but I didn’t want to hang with the group.) Unfortunately, I ran into an real Ugly American in one of the department stores.

I heard this nasal, whiny voice saying “I don’t care what it costs in French - I want to know how much in American!!” Then after the salesman told her, she responded with “That’s too much!!” I have no idea who she was, but I was mortified to be from the same country.

One evening, I went to the ballet. In the dark next to me, a man kept saying “Magnifique!” and “Formidable!” and other such expressions of admiration. It was somewhat annoying, but being a ballet, it’s not like I was trying to hear what was going on. Then, during intermission, I heard him talking to his seatmate - in the twangiest Texas drawl you can imagine!! Was he trying to impress me with his mad French skillz??

I spent a weekend in London in a room that was barely big enough for a bed. I didn’t care - I was young and I was in London! And the room was just for sleeping - the rest of the time, I was exploring! Good times!

VRBO/AirBnB is your friend. When we were in Paris a year or so ago, we rented an apartment in St. Germain that, though not spacious, was huge compared to a hotel room. Full bath, bedroom, living room, small kitchen. The price was comparable to hotels in the area (ie, not cheap, because it was St. Germain, but it wasn’t crazy either.) I’d never do it another way, it was so nice to be able to stretch out a little at night, make our own coffee in the morning, etc.

I am an middle-aged white woman who just got back from spending a week in Belgium, after not having been overseas for more than 20 years. It was lovely, but I did spend some time feeling like a fish out of water, as some things we do without thought here required quite a bit there (for example, it should not have taken 3 smart people 2 days to figure out how to use the combination washer/dryer in our apartment, but it sure did - and I’d also never seen a machine that both washes AND dries).

Also, the town I spent most of my time in, Bruges, is an odd combination of modernity and medieval splendor - on the side streets, you could start to feel as if you’d been dropped into Middle Earth until a passing vehicle broke the spell. Our apartment was on the top floor of a medieval building - up a tiny spiral staircase followed by an equally tiny square one - but with all modern conveniences you’d expect. I’d love to see how they got all the furniture in there - they must have levered it - very carefully - in through the windows.

This is the place we stayed in Paris…best freaking bathrooms of the whole Europe trip. There were two sinks, a shower, and a tub, which was great because I had a lot of laundry to do!

Did you see anyone canal-surfing in Munich? I thought that was the coolest damn thing.

Did the building have a beam, with a hook attached, protruding out the front, above the top window and below the roof? Similar to these, although most of those examples are Dutch.

“BD?” :confused:

Presumably a typo for “DB”.

Oh… okay. In that case…

“DB?” :confused:

Deutsche Bahn

“Prison… death… didn’t matter. Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know, I wouldn’t be in fuckin’ Bruges. But then, like a flash, it came to me. And I realized, fuck man, maybe that’s what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin’ Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn’t die. I really really hoped I wouldn’t die.”

Yes of course I mean DB. Sorry about that typo. I knew I would make at least one. Regardless, a great way to travel.

Your post brought back good memories. My best friend’s brother lives in Garmisch and we visited him there a few years ago. It was so pretty, I remember thinking it truly looked like a storybook village! I’m glad you had such a great time.

Had the same thought when I read that. And by coincidence, tonight at dinner my son said “Tottenham is coming to play the MLS All-Stars,” and I said “Tottenham? That’s just like Purgatory.” :slight_smile:

Ah, thanks! Ignorance fought.:slight_smile:

It was in jest, of course. I actually love Bruges and agree with the OP’s take on Paris and other locales. I was so fortunate to have been able to live and travel in Europe for seven years on someone else’s nickel (for the most part), and wouldn’t trade that time for anything.

Not that I’d noticed, though they could have been I couldn’t see them. I can’t imagine any other way they could get large stuff in there other than hoisting it in from the outside.