My best friend’s sister is getting married on April 20. This past Friday was her bachelorette party, so we had to make a trip to the erotic shopping mecca known as Sex World, located in Minneapolis.
Can I say “black, 12-inch long, double-headed dildo with a 4-inch circumference”?
I was also surprised at the following:
- The variety of blow-up dolls. I thought there was only one kind!
- The Pleasure Swing 3000 really exists!
- One does not have to confine their bondage fetish to the bed, it seems. Restraints with suction cups work so well in the shower!
- One can rent porn in the genre of “Hairy, Old, Fat.”
I am at once intrigued and scarred for life. Maybe after some intense therapy I’ll head back to procure some toys for El Hubbo.