First and foremost, I think we can all logically realize that the links in this thread are going to be ripe with not-safe-for-worky-goodness. So, I figure it would probably be best if we just break the links, yes?
So, my best friend and I have decided that for Christmas, we are going to get one another hilarious sex gifts. What brought up this wonderful idea was my stumbling upon of a corn vibrator (this one is actually on Amazon, so it’s more or less SFW http://www.amazon.com/Outrageous-Passion-Produce-12000-Vibrator/dp/B000EBONU8 ). I mean, seriously, who buys a corn vibrator?
What do you guys have? Our rules are that we wont go over $50, so whether that’s one big thing or a few smaller things, it’s all good. The funnier the better. Oh, extra points if it is something she and her fiance may want to use, but funny trumps all.
Oh, and I’m from Bakersfield, so of course I know about the Fuck Ewe already (http://www.muttonbone.com/). The best part of that website, btw, is how the sheep has skank makeup on, right?
I used to have one of these, till he ran out of batteries and I was too lazy to replace it.
It was a little hard to shove him between my legs. That sweet little smile…you know? Plus he was a bit uncomfortable, honestly. I never got off on him.
Those duckies crack me up because they come in so many varieties. Dominatrix ducky cracks me up the most, actually.
Oh, and Mtgman? I was telling my friend and her fiance about the corn and the carrot vibrators they sell. I hear him in the background yell towards the phone, “Gives a whole new meaning to tossing a salad, doesn’t it?” heh
Too bad you two are ladies. Otherwise I’d recommend Jenna’s Perfect Pair (disembodied fake tits modeled on those of Jenna Jameson) or the Pussy Foot (a model of a foot with a fake vagina in it). Links will be provided later if you really want them.
Alas, I am cableless. The life of a college student is one wrought with heartbreak . Though, I’m sure the program will be incredibly informative. You should watch it and take notes for me- I will pay you in. . . smiley faces. :mad: :rolleyes: :dubious: :smack: :o :eek: Oh yes, I am most generous.
Telperien, I am in no way, shape, or form opposed to sending someone a fuck foot, even if they can’t use it. I am so Googling that and bookmarking it for potential purchasing later.