Marital aids: Which one is the favorite?

Inspired by this thread title: Martial arts: Which one is the deadliest?

Given the wide variety out there, are there any clear favorites among the dopers?

For the ladies (mostly)
Artificial Penis (dildo)
Vibrator
Vibrator with clitoral stimulator
internal vibrating egg
Externally worn clitoral stimulator
Inflatable guy
Ben Wa balls
Sybian (the ultimate sex machine?)

For the guys (mostly)
Artificial vagina
whoopee pump
inflatable gal

for either
Anal beads
oral sex simulator

The list is not meant to be exhaustive, it’s just what I could think of off the top of my head. So vote for your favorite!

QtM

Well, we haven’t gotten one yet, but thinking about it… You know those swing things you can hang from the ceiling? I’m thinking about one of those… Would not only be great on my knees, but would provide for an interesting range of positions… :smiley:

Two cans of whipped cream, a slide rule, and a fuchsia. Party on!

fuchsia :confused:

Google says it is a flower. Is that right?

Well, Q, it depends on what you’re after and when you plan on using it.

Those little vibrating eggs and/or externally worn clitoral stimulators with the wireless remote are very amusing for a night out on the town. :wink:

A fuschia is a flower. I want details on the slide rule. Noodles, you’re strange.

Um, nevermind. I think Arnold was just exacting his revenge on me (on behalf of Michael Jackson, see MPSIMS) and I have been whooshed.:o

Or Noodles is by far the kinkiest of the moderators.

:wink: That could be.

Pfffft. :wink:

I’ll second Arden Ranger on the radio controlled vibrating eggs. Once while we were out, however, I made the mistake of letting another couple play with the remote, and now my GF won’t “wear” it out anymore.

I’ve never used any toys on myself, but the “bunny rabbit vibrator” has got to be near the top. It vibrates, wiggles, has rotating beads in the shaft, and a little latex vibrating clitoral stimulator. She’s gotten a lot of use out of that one, and absolutely loves it when I use it on her.

Talk, talk and more talk. :stuck_out_tongue:

A length of rope and a posture collar do not a kinky bastard make. Just means he knows where to shop. :wink:

Heh. I don’t blame her. Now if you had mentioned to her on your way out the door that you were possibly going to do that, well, that would have been different and might have been a turn on in and of itself.

Well, she mentioned it first, and didn’t mind when our female friend played with it, but the boyfriend enjoyed it a little too much and kept switching it on and off - abusing the priviledge.

I shouldn’t say she won’t wear it anymore, just that she hasn’t since that incident, about 2 years ago.

But Arden dear, which is the fave? Which gets the title of “Mr. (or Ms.) Happy” or “busy buzz-buzz”?

Myself, it’s the solar powered pith helmet. But I always did walk on the wild side.

nun-chuks and star blades.

Oh, marital aids!

Call me old-fashioned, but the best marital aid around these parts is coming home to find flowers on the table, ice cream in the freezer, and a CLEAN HOUSE. Ok, it’s mostly the clean house, but let me tell ya, I really get in the mood then.

Not being married, I’d never use such a thing. :wink:

But I still say it depends. I love the Sybian, but I can’t very well take that out to liven up parties. Well, I could, but we don’t have many of those kinds of parties in Stillwater. Damn the Bible Belt.

If you’re going to be a meanie and make me chose ONE, then I will go for the wireless remote clitoral stimulators because they are fantabulous for those “I’m being naughty in front of all these people and they have no idea” ocassions and if you’re into light bondage, they can be used for properly exquisite torment at home.

You’re an animal, Q. :wink:

Well, first off, don;t make the mistake I made of buying a strap-on for your wife. The girls at the shop did not believe my (true!) story about my wife having a girlfriend. “Which do you like, ribbed or smooth?” YIKES!

The best fun we had was with the remote-control panties. Only because the hotel maid found them and looked at us REAL funny.

Dear God…I just realized I haven’t heard of just about ANY of this stuff…

I think I’m scarred for life.

[sub]They make remote controlled hidden vibrators??[/sub] :eek: