How d’ya think all those celebrities make it through all those acceptance speeches on Oscar night, and still manage to sound enthused when they applaud?
I parsed that as “eternally worn etc”.
“I’ll have a double cheeseburger with mmnh, oh God, yes, and a large coke.”
“You want fries with that?”
I imagine you’d get sore after a while, though.
Cocaine?
Point.
But just imagine the carnage one guy with a rewired garage door opener could wreak…
Babysitter
I like my egg best of my toys - however I want one of the remote-controlled wearable vibes.
And I want to try the sybian. yow.
nice silk scarves.
blind fold and handcuffs in one…
and, dare i ask what a sybian is?
if you go to sybian.com you will see. It’s not really x-rated, but you might not want to visit it at work, or in front of the kids.
But nun-chuks ARE marital aids. You didn’t believe that line about rice-flails now did ya;-)
Cheers, Keithy
Speaking as an electronics geek who’s actually done the rewired-garage-door-opener thing, I’ve got to admit that my first thought was, “I’ve got to look into this. If I can pull it off, I should be able to trigger every remote-controlled vibrator in a several-mile radius…”
Somewhere in the FCC’s voluminous files, it’s got to say what radio frequency they run on! 
Go to www.goodvibes.com and search for butterfly.
Best marital aid? Seperate vacations.
Rather surprised that no one has yet mentioned “restraints.”
Well, retraints weren’t on his list. But I did refer to light bondage and irishgirl did mention silk scarves and handcuffs.
I seen the Sybian featured in, er, various media; it makes this repeated knocking sound not unlike a desktop drumming sound. I guess if a lady could block this sound out, it would be okay.
As a side note on the Sybian, many drummers or musicians will note the similarity between the name Sybian and the well-known cymbal manufacturer Sabian. ( www.sabian.com ) Plenty of nasty surprises were had, I’m sure…
Believe me when I tell you: The sound is the last thing you notice.
Did anyone else see the form main page when the was next in line after the Martial Art thread? I swear to God someone was asking about the Deadliest Marital Aid…:eek:
That would be the wedding ring
Not a problem for me, Joe. I prefer Zildjian.
It’d be nice if I’d learn to type…
Make it “…see the forum main page when this was next in line…”
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