How about a strap-on with a twist? The Accomodator!
http:// www. extremerestraints. com/ the-accommodator-face-strap-on-dildo_ 627.html
The Baby Jesus Buttplug:
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
Post #9, dude.
How about that. We Alabama Folks are a dirty lot.
You guys are sick. That’s why I subscribed to this thread. 
Damn. I knew I should have patented that.
In about 1977, when I was in grad school, I was taking a class on microprocessors, when they were new. Our assignment was to come up with an application. I chose a vibrator, which I called SHTUP, (System Hardware to Titillate our Users’ Pussies.)
I got an A.
The guy teaching the class was a friend who was spending the U of I’s free term employed while looking for a real job. Anyhow, now I know what Arthur C. Clarke feels like.
Quivering with delight?
Just a guess.
f*ckingmachines dot com
yeah… really.
That’s some EXPENSIVE self-pleasure.
Anything from this site: http://www.zoofur .com/animalp.html
Really strange, and mostly huge.
Dammit, you beat me to it! I was going to post up “Thor”. 