Okay, here’s the story. When I get up in the morning, I drink 1-2 very strong cups of coffee. I don’t normally eat anything at that time or drink anything else along with it - though, sometimes, I have my first diet coke (coffee with a diet coke chaser is great; diet coke is God’s way of saying, “Good morning!”) along with it.
I’ve noticed that when I use the bathroom after those first few cups, it smells just like coffee. I feel like I’m doing a favor to the person who gets to use the toilet after me - they get a little wake-up brew smell from yours truly.
From a small child, to an adult, my urine, on occasion, smells like Sugar Smacks Brand breakfast cereal. I know it’s name has since been changed to something like **Extra Healthful Honey Smacks/B] but it’s still the same old Sugarsmackian urine.
For a while I drank a great deal of nutrasweet sweetened drinks, and, my brother as my witness, I had green urine.
I drink about 5 cups of coffee a morning now, no problem with coffee scented urine.
You know I saw one of those hidden camera shows where a disgruntled employee was pissing in the employee coffee pot, then serving up a nice steaming cup to the boss.
If you had only been there you could have saved him a step.
I remember seeing that video, The Mermaid - ewwwwww.
You know, I crack myself up because whenever I smell the coffee-ness of it all, I look into the toilet and think, “Where did the brown go?”
Also - a question now. If I drink coffee, I swear, it goes right through me. I bet I could sit on the toilet and drink a cup of coffee and literally, be like a Bunn coffee maker where it instantly starts brewing. Anyone else this quick to pee from drinking? (I know caffeine is a diuretic but this happens to me with water as well.)
Heh. Same thing happened to me when I tried the cappucino flavored slim-fast. There’s something just essentiall WRONG with things that smell the same coming out as they did going in…
