My vegetables can kick your vegetables' ass!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

To whit Dave’s Cuke

so bring it on…bring on your monster tomatoes…bring on your gigantic peppers…let’s talk some serious veggie smack here

dave

2

nuh-uh!!! my wimpy head cabbage can kick your cucumbers ass!
head cabbage: taunts cucumber

3

WOW! and to think I was impressed when my patio cukes hit 4 inches!!!

4

This arena is for the big boys (or girls) so you can just take the measly lil ol leafy excuse of a plant and walk away sheepishly…

5

***Veggies SUCK!
Fruits ROCK!

6

Gee, Dave, Why you growin loser veggies like cukes? I can walk out to my garden any given day and pick 50-100 of the sweetest cherry tomatos you’ve ever tasted. I also have trinidad habenero peppers- too hot for human consumption.

7

I was gonna send in what I thought were some pretty monster potatoes but, alas, they got whipped last week.

8

I dare say no trinidad habanero is too hot for me, bring it on.

9

takes leafy plant and walks away with head down

10

I currently have in my garden tomatoes (variety, ‘Pineapple’) that are, in the words of my admiring neighbor, “the size of soup bowls.”

11

I’ve got a genetically enhanced million dollar rutebega that’ll go after your cucumber like a rabbi after a dick.

12

“…rabbi after a dick.”
huh? I gotta find out the genesis on this phrase.

13

I don’t get it. Is this some sort of circumcision reference?