My Very First EuroVision Song Contest...come make your predictions!

The keyboard was highly amusing though.

I believe the kids call it “getting down”.

Obviously I meant “Keyboard Player”.

I think the beer is getting to me.

Bucks Fizz lives!

Is this a show tune to a musical we’ve never heard of?

Ahh, the SAGAPO memories.

My God they’ve turned into a news organisation.

What the hell is going on?

I think the presenters will shortly be offered a job on RI:SE.

To the Internet presenters: definite articles are your friend. Do not fear them.

Hey – Monica Lewinsky’s got a new job as a backup singer!

And the UK goes polytonal… :eek:

Brits are ripping off past Finnish Eurovision participants! Note: that is not a good tactic.

This is the first - and hopefully the last - time I have heard this.

This song is very, very bad.

Well they’re hitting all the right notes. Just not necessarily in the right order.

Oh dear.

I suspect the singers’ monitors are out and they can’t hear themselves. But it’s still a stupid song.

I think we are starting to take the piss ouit of the “UK can’t be relegated” rule.

Ukraine… words won’t suffice.

Ukranian judge to dancer: “You have been found guilty of raping goats. In light of the seriousness of your offense, you are hereby sentenced to appear on Eurovision.”

If I had a gun, I would have shot myself.

Enjoyed watching the giant musical box dancer though.

Greece a’coming!

SAGAPO BABY! YOU KNOW IT’LL WORK!

Ukraine was torturous.

Greece looks like a younger Cher … or Cher with slightly more successful plastic surgery anyway.

Nice frock. What song contest?