Exactly.
Hey, it’s Mark Hamill!
“Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be …Barry Manilow!”
[Obi Wan]
Play the right notes Luke
[/Obi Wan]
When did Chesney get that mole removed?
He’s like Gary Barlow minus the charisma.
The wife: “It looks like someone in the audience is rogering an inflatable kangaroo…”
I’m afraid France’s nose is going to come through the screen and poke me in the eye.
Okay, is anyone going to sing in tune tonight? Because at this point, they’ve got my vote automatically.
That bloke from Poland … oh my sides …
The Polish entry appears to be a strange mix of ABBA and Marilyn Manson.
Get that man a Strepsil!
I need to post now…notice the Polish guy singing in German? That’s because he submitted this song for the German entry but was rejected for Ms. “Let’s be gay”. Apparently the Poles took him in …
The wife again: “Somebody, somewhere, is saying ‘Oh my God, there’s that suit I gave to Oxfam!’”
Need to go and drink some more. I think once this contest is finished I will have trouble recognizing songs that are in tune.
I think it is laxitives he needs.
I liked how he sang “A world without flags” then they cut to show everyone in the audience waving flags.
Looks like they’ve found the lost Osmonds.
The guy on the left is the first guy to perform with a ferret up his trousers. Shake that leg, boy!
Why is that Belgian woman wearing a labcoat?
I guess it’s hard to concentrate on non-jerky movements when singing in a non-existent language.