So its Wednesday and the week is only half over. My week started as most of yours do on Monday morning. Hmm… my sides kind of aching a bit but I get ready and go to work. Less then a half hour into work the pain radiating out of my kidney was excruciating… I went home half an hour after I got there and on the drive home the pain trippled and lasted about an hour and a half then suddenly went away. Later in the afternoon it happened again leaving me a writhing mess on the bed. I’m fairly certain I passed a kidney stone. Haven’t had the pain since.
Tuesday I filled out a letter of resignation for work, Im still sitting on it debating. If I turn it in i’m going home to missouri. Actually I know I’m going home I just need to grow the balls to turn the letter in. Gotta do it sometime.
This morning I go out to my car and “HMMMM my door’s ajar… why are the contents of my glove box all over the seat? WHERES MY CD PLAYER!!! It used to be right there in that gapping hole in the dash! WHERES MY CD’s?” Gone, gone… all gone. However for thieves they certainly have discriminating taste, they left me 2 CD’s they obviously didnt want. A Compliation of Christmas songs I had burned from napster and Simon and Garfunkles greatest hits. Bastards! They broke my sunglasses, on purpose too… and broke the dome light.
They did however leave behind a tire iron that I’m sure is covered with their prints. I think I shall not touch it without gloves. THEN, when I feel like killing someone I’ll use the tire iron and leave it at the scene of the crime. That’ll show em. Bastards.
sigh I wonder what tomorrow has in store for me!
That’s alright, Whammo. As for me, Fannie Mae finally tracked me down and for some reason, wants the 10 grand that I owe in student loans.
Time to sell a kidney to Whammo…
And the piece de resistance, going back to Missouri. I would use the tire iron on myself first. At least wait until it’s fall there so you don’t melt.
I grew up in Jefferson City.
Sorry to hear that, Abe. I went to Rockhurst.
sorry whammo. The bright side is that you have 4 more days for things to look up for the week… or go horribly worse. Good luck 
Did I mention the DOGS? We have THREE dogs that bark at everything and anything outside CONSTANTLY. Do you think they bothered to bark when my car was getting broken into??? Nooooooooooooo… Fuckin dogs. I’m more pissed at them then the thieves!
You need to beat the dogs with the tire iron, then call Humane Society and have them prosecute the thieves. It would kill two birds with one tire iron. 
Good idea, Revedge. But I suggest buying a gorilla. Oh sure, they eat a lot, and clean-up is probably a bitch, but noone fucks with a guy with a gorilla.