I got this message out of the blue from someone not on my contact list.
[Nick deleted]: (2:40 PM) ta falando com a paula?
Thanks to babelfish I reply
[Me]: (2:42 PM) Nenhum você está falando com o Ell. Você fala o inglês?
The “conversation” then continues
[Nick deleted]: (2:42 PM) vc joga no cyberjogos?
[Me]: (2:43 PM) desculpe-me?
[Me]: (2:46 PM) ???
[Nick deleted]: (2:47 PM) é vc cara … vc ta falando com a paula?
[Me]: (2:48 PM) eu não sei que quem o paula está poderia você por favor falar o inglês.
[Nick deleted]: (2:49 PM) ok…
[Me]: (2:49 PM) thank you
[Me]: (2:50 PM) what did you want sorry?
[Nick deleted]: (2:50 PM) do you know the paula of the cyberjogos?
[Me]: (2:51 PM) no not really. should i?
[Nick deleted]: (2:53 PM) is she my girlfriend you this speaking to her now?
[Me]: (2:54 PM) no, i’m not speaking to her
[Me]: (2:55 PM) why do you ask
[Nick deleted]: (2:56 PM) I think her this speaking to you.
[Me]: (2:57 PM) why would she be speaking to me? on the phone or on the computer?
[Nick deleted]: (3:02 PM) it is you né that this speaking to her. . . we are in crisis doesn’t disturb.
[Nick deleted] then disconnected before I could ask him to explain his last message. Could you please help me understand what has just happened. Or at least construct an amusing story to go with it.