“HALLO!!!I’M USED TO PLAY RUGBY.AND I INTERESTED IN FISHING!!! LET’S CHATING WITH ME!!!”
Whats your funniest message?
“Wanna cyber?” seems the standard…
My usual is "R u signle?
What is that supposed to mean? Am I single and illiterate?
Whammo, you need to ask OpalCat about the chat requests she gets. There are some sick puppys in this world.
You can possibly tell from my user name that I don’t have a wild imagination on-line. But I used to get rednecks chat-requesting me with “hey babe wanna cyber”. When I informed them that I had a beard (actually I don’t) and was 300lbs (getting truer every day, but a long way to go still 
), they didn’t want to play any more. I got some great reactions (lost and not printable anyway) when I called them back - I said I was prepared to be their little love boat, but they didn’t seem interesetd 
(is that enough brackets?)
My nick on ICQ is i like trees., so I get a lot of “I’ve got a big tree for you” messages… and when I don’t respond* everyone turns into a lumberjack.
*I get a TON of messages from people not in my list, and responding to them would be ridiculously time consuming.
What are you wearing? and… oooh I love older women!.. Yep those two lines just turn me on.
I’m sorry Sue - I’ll think of better lines, OK?
The scariest one I ever got was “I am a female in Iran, can you give me your address so I can send you a letter?”
‘r u m or f’
“j’ai un petit arbre gros tronc plutot long que je voudrai planter dans un ruisseau.”
lol - je connais pas qu’ils ecrivent en francais 