I was just listening to her on the phone with my brother-in-law. We’re “watching” our nephew right now (he’s playing with the PS2 while we both peruse SDMB). So she comments about the fact that we’ve just finished filling him with chili dogs, and how she’d hate to send him home to them in that condition.
That statement was followed by the most evil cackle you could imagine, and I had to bite my tongue to keep from laughing out loud. But man, was it funny! 
Just had to share.