26 December; San Francisco hilltop; gingerbread monolith spotted; collapsed the next day.
This journalist is too tired for follow-up reporting. 
Someone left the cake out in the rain, I guess.
Though it would be over 300 miles north of where I’d expect that to be going on.
And, after a monolith-free January, another metal-and-therefore-not-a-monolith appears
I think The Who had the right idea.
A monolith at Gobleki Tepi? Unimaginable!
Monoliths just have to be monolithic. Not stone, like a stone. Like a tidal wave.
Although in all honesty, that thing doesn’t look very monolithic to me.
I’m old school. Mono = one. Lith = stone. 
I think all of these “monoliths” so far have been constructed from multiple pieces of sheet metal, so they are neither mono nor lith. If a solid metal one turned up, that would be interesting. The logistics of secretly moving and erecting a multi-ton metal pillar are a lot more difficult than one that several people can carry around by hand, or maybe even assemble on-site.
Until one hears Also sprach Zarathustra while touching a large solid block with 1:4:9 proportions, they’re all fakes.
Personally, I prefer Mel Brooks’ version. (Spoilered, NSFW.)
Notalith?
No, Naryalith.