The door to nowhere

Not wanting to hi-jack the Mysterious 2001-like monolith thread, I’d like to share my story about how sometimes odd things end up in the wilderness. This story takes place on and around what is now the Agra Fria National Monument before it had a name.

Around 30 years ago, I was driving my '65 Chevy pick-up home from work when I saw that someone had put an entire hung door still on the frame out as trash. Who could possibly drive away and leave that prize? Not me, that was for sure. I loaded it up in the back of the truck and proudly took it home. Then realized that we had absolutely no use for a door, and it was one of those fancy carved ones that wouldn’t even make a good work bench.

Its possible that there was some recreational marijuana use involved, but a plan emerged and it was totally awesome, dude!

We nailed 2/4’s to the frame to give it legs, painted all of the wood white and took it out to BLM land, way out in the middle of miles and miles of empty state land, found a spot where the road curved so someone would drive around the corner and see it, (bad description I know, I wanted people to be surprised when they saw it) and used post hole concrete to plant it inline with the wind.

Way cool, man. We smoked a joint, drank a beer and went home and did other things.

A month or so later, I thought about the door and figured I should go out and clean up the mess because I was sure it had been shot up and/or kicked down.

I was SO wrong. I could tell that people had been there by the tracks in the sand. Also because someone had placed rocks to make a “sidewalk” from the dirt trail to the door. The door was always respectfully closed, nobody ever shot it and in time rocks marked the outline of a small home.

The federal government didn’t seem to like it as much as the visitors, I went out to repaint a few months after the land became a national resource and the door was gone, all the rocks were scattered and the post holes had been filled.

(BLM = Bureau of Land Management)

hmmm…how do you know it was the government?
It could have been the aliens.
(The same ones who put that monolith in Utah.)
(And the giant statues on Easter Island.)

Come on, you can’t disprove it, can you?
See? It told ya…

The Truth Is Out There.

You’re an artist.

Don’t feel bad it’s gone. Be glad that people apparently enjoyed it while it was there.

But is it really gone?

Maybe it’s just been relocated, by someone on a similar wave length, who drove by and thought, ‘I know a spot where this door would look awesome!’, and just joined in the fun!

Or, possibly, someone liked it soooo much they’ve taken and installed it into a building where it now enjoys a new life!

Hard to know for sure!

This story needs its own David Lynch ‘Talking Heads’ song.

This sounds very much like mysterious staircases that according to legend are found out in remorte areas. Something scary park rangers only whisper to each other about and warn each other to never climb them and ignore them because people that do climb them are never seen again.

Or so the spooky stories go.

I want to believe.

But do They believe in Us? :alien:

I’m responsible for kooky rock art out in the desert. They get knocked down and shot up on a regular basis, except for a couple that are very remote and have stood for a couple years now. I went to one of my ‘sites’ and was pleased to see that I had inspired someone else to make some, too.

Strange that the OP started this thread only a few hours before the following story was reported…

What do you know @JaneDoe42?

This is very Stephen King/Dark Tower-esque. A large poster fixed to the inside of the door frame featuring lobstrosities would have been cool.

Are you Banksy?

(If you say no, that confirms that you are.)

I am Banksy.

If you want a whole book about doors in the middle of nowhere, try 2020 Hugo nominee The Ten Thousand Doors of January by Alix E. Harrow.

The one she linked to a thread about in the OP?

One of the photos in the “Mysterious Staircases” article looked like it could be a hunting platform, for climbing above the surrounding brush or tall weeds. I have seen tree blinds that hunters set up and leave in forests, but those usually have ladders. If isolated staircases really do exist here and there, some might be accounted for by hunters who don’t want to climb ladders while carrying bows or firearms. They might drag some old stairs out in the woods with a truck or tractor and attach them to trees.

The top photo in that article simply looks like stairs going up a hill, with the background darkened out. Hardly mysterious.

I personally think they are nothing more than an urban myth like Bigfoot which like Bigfoot, has some truth in it (like reliable witnesses and some photos) but no real scientific evidence and may just be the works of pranksters.