Soon as I come home from work, I’m down to my tighty-whities.
I’m sitting at my computer “al fresco” right now, before I go to bed.
If I wear anything to bed, I will find it across the room on the floor in the morning.
Some time during the night it will get taken off and flung.
Keeps the mice population down. They’re a squeamish lot, and the sight of a hairy bear gut freaks them out.