naked at home

Soon as I come home from work, I’m down to my tighty-whities.

I’m sitting at my computer “al fresco” right now, before I go to bed.

If I wear anything to bed, I will find it across the room on the floor in the morning.
Some time during the night it will get taken off and flung.

Keeps the mice population down. They’re a squeamish lot, and the sight of a hairy bear gut freaks them out.

:stuck_out_tongue:

My wife makes me post my sexual fantasies on message boards. I used to find that frustrating, but now I’ve learned to type one handed.

( drum roll )

Don’t worry folks, he’s here all week.

Try the veal !!!