Nah, it wasn’t me.
I like it, 'cause I remember the thread that spawned it. Good stuff.
Banned Name
Mariana’s Trench
**Anapestic Tetrameter
Cluster Bomb Petition
IANAD
Trick Chract
Fierce Invalid
Gesundheit!
Don’t Cross the Streams
Wait - who?
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Bacon Pope
Don’t you feel that “I am not a Doper” is misleading?
RussiaNamesYou!
One name which I’ve seen and would love to see on these boards someday: boogersnax (sig line: Creamy or Chunky?).
Others I’ve made up:
Raised by Hobbits
The Fraz
and not really a Doper name, but if one of you guys has a banjo-pickin’ band and are looking for a name, please call it Horne and Holleran’s Bluegrass Band. (Sound the names out). After I thought this name up, I almost went out and learned the banjo just so I could form a band and give it this name. Oh well.
Elrond’s Longterm Houseguest
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Tarquin Biscuitbarrel
Shabby, Ken Shabby
Mr. Incredible
Huh?
A Face for Radio
Timbuk4
Walter the Farting Dog
Cecil’s Love Child
Magnificent Seldom
:dubious:
Incredible Threads Tealer?
SchadenFred for a guy, SchadenFrau for a gal. I guess that would be for a married gal, so SchadenFraulein for an unmarried gal.
That’s all I have. Come to think of it, I Got Nothing might not be bad. It’s hard to compete here!
I’ve been saving up…
King Zog of Albania
Ribbed Newt
Octuple Gloucester
Professor Horatio Hufnagel
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Polyester Poontang
Spobknuckle Hatstand
Gareth Gobulcoque
Lubricious Integument
Vagina Doom
Tarquin Fin Tim Lin Bin Whin Bim Lim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuitbarrel
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer
Quack Quack, You’re Dead
Og
ΛΣΔ (of course! undergrad hilarity never goes out of style)
Bacardi Darkness
Definitely a Giant
**Wassamatta?
Don’t Leave in a Huff
Call Me a Cab
OK, You’re a Cab
Nyuk Nyuk
Stormbringer
Big Guy
The Pumpkin
The Muffin
Husker Du
Objects in Mirror May Be Closer Than They Appear
Oh Yeah
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White Castle Sous Chef
Death Cute For Cabbie
A Bomb In A Bull
The Brain Of Cobain Is Mainly Just A Stain
Seattle Slow