Exerpted from the Washington Post "Reliable Source:
“Nostril”? That doesn’t even make sense.
What?
Appropriate, to say the least. 
What a bunch of forking bullchip.
First we have “Go Cheney Yourself,” now this.
Before long, the name of every significant player in this administration will become a form of profanity.
What a bunch of monkeyfunners.
I was on a flight to Utah recently and heard this very thing. Hard to beleive they got away with it. The dubbing of the whole movie was actually very amusing, in part becuase of the amount of things they couldn’t say. “You know what you need, [ashcroft]? You need to get [love]! You need to get [love] properly!” You can’t say “get laid”? Geez.
Forget the words! Some of the funniest scenes in that movie are far from G-rated. What did they do, edit all of those out?
This is an incredibly übermenschingly stupid idea! The people who came up with this kind of lyre-playing halitosis are drop-kicking business associates of patent attorneys! This kind of HLA-A2 binding peptidery is insane!
Pardon my language, but censorship just really Fighterdokens my rotten peas.
This kind of wordplay is some bad shit (in other words, malaplopism).
I think this is a great idea. FINALLY we have an easy-to-use word for the opening of a man’s penis. I’ve always wanted to refer to it, whilst talking to my parents, or out on dates, but never knew what to call it. Thanks, airlines!
S&S: “…and then, my Ashcroft swelled shut!!!”
Hot Chick: “I’ll just be going now…”
With every passing day of this administration, I grow in ever-greater awe of Robert A. Wilson’s prescience.
A Bryanting little Ashcroft who’d Steinem the Santorum right off someone’s Cheney, indeed.
So your next assignment is to figure out a way to use the President’s last name profanely, or possibly sexually.
Better put the coffee on. This ain’t gonna be easy.
We Love Dick!
We Don’t Mean Cheney!
I finally figured out how they won! Who could vote against "Dick i’n Bush
Last time I was on a flight with a movie, the sound came through headphones. So if you don’t want to hear it, you can just take them off. As for visual obscenity (and I haven’t seen Sideways, so I don’t know if there is any) that’s a different story.
I saw “There’s something about Mary” on a recent flight, and the masturbation/missing semen scene was blacked out in its entirety, with the words “This scene contains material of an adult nature. Ask someone nearby what is happening” - the sound continued unabated… :rolleyes:
Grim