Name my Mafia gang!

I want to start a mainly Italian/Irish Mafia gang. We will wear gaudy suits, silk shirts and alligator shoes. We will drive huge land boat vehicles like Cadillacs, Lincolns and LTDs. We have our 38s, 44s, 12 guage shotgun, 9MMs, and baseball bat ready to use.

We will make our money mainly through gambling (bingo, raffles and cakewalks mostly), prostitution of bored suburban housewives and retirees, hijacking cigarette trucks, and running booze.

Our crew needs NICKNAMES. Like…

Johnny “No face” Costello
Frankie “three leg” Ruggerio
Tommy “Smoking gun” O’Malley
Freddie “Boom Boom” Murphy
Joey “Jug Ears” Pirani

etc.

Give me some names. We want to be a scary gang.

Mafia name generator. It kept me occupied for about…oh…45 seconds or so.

Tommy “Ladykiller” Peruggio
Eugene “The Hook” O’Callaghan

If it’s an Italian gang, you might want to name it La Cosa Sporca. (The Dirty Thing).