A NARCOTIC TRAP/PART
A CONIC RATTRAP
A TRACTION CRAP
A PANIC TRACTOR
RAN ATOP ARCTIC
A TACIT NARC PRO
And the best: I CATARACT PORN
But of course…bring on the 'toons!
Cool! Thanks!
I should add as well, that my free time to do these has become pretty limited…I enjoy doing them and I’ll do as many as I can, but I can’t guarantee that everyone will get one. 
Too much fun.
The advanced option can yield some interesting results. The basic option yielded several anagrams with the word viking, so I used the advanced search function to insist that all the results contain viking. Lots of gems, but the best:
Enema for viking runts
Viking fare menus torn
(It’s my RL name)
off to try vikings
[monty python]Bloody vikings![/MP]
Mine are pretty blah as well. Although my IRL name begets:
A NEW SLICED LOIN
ow.
Gosh, I forgot I changed my user name! I only come up with a few good ones and not many altogether. I think it’s a tossup between RUB QUEEN IN, BURN EQUINE, and BUN ENQUIRE.
Oh geez. My real name yields STAPH BONERS. So that’s how they infect!
The server insulted me! 
Threnodyangelfire:
REFERENDA TINGLY HO - !
FEATHERED RING ONLY
FATHERED LINEN ORGY
FEATHERED GLORY INN
FEATHERED RING ONLY
There are a lot from my username.
There is Stream Rower, which sounds rather serene. And on that stream I am a Master Rower.
Then there is also that lawn cutting machine with training wheels, the Starter Mower.
I am quite intrigued by the possibly rare condition Ware Tremors, might this be why my computer is shaking?
I think my favorite, though is A Terser Worm. Just what would casue a worm to be terse, anyway?
Amazon Floozy Goddess, if you’re busy, pay no mind – I’m just having fun. If one of mine should strike your fancy though, by all means, go to town.
A few more:
PHENOM STAND-IN
DAMN PHONE SNIT!
NEON MIND PATHS
SPEND ON HIT MAN
MODISH PENNANT
DONNA SPENT HIM
HANDS-ON PITMEN
SEND MOTH IN PAN
Busy as she may be, AFG has sent over her latest batch. Now online:
SHIT MINTS NOW
DON’T SNIP HE-MAN
GEEK GLOVE
A CONIC RAT TRAP
HAGS NASTY
Enjoy!
From “August Derleth”:
LATTE SHED GURU
SUE THE LAG TURD
HUG A STEEL TURD
HUG A TREED SLUT
From my real name:
A BRR SCHIST
CRAB SHIRTS
CHARTS RIBS
STARCH RIBS
ASS BRR ITCH
CAT BRR HISS
SCARS BIRTH
CRASS BIRTH
I don’t expect any of these to get drawn. I just find them amusing.
Came up with some bizarre ones for my username, among them:
Ed herein sill
Ed sneer hi ill
Inhered lisle
Relied eh nils
Deniers he ill
Lender leis hi (sounds like a friendly Hawaiian bank!)
Need her ills
And my personal favorite:
Hide sneer ill
For Og’s sake, the man’s only human! 
I got a few good ones and a lot of bleh ones. For example, when shopping for shoes I find that few do a brogue, and my moth-bitten old felt hats give me fedora bug woe.
Well for one of my names (I have many, I’m complex) I got
Anal End Grin
Now I’m stuck trying to picture what that would look like.