It’s from a music video.
The video was in the 1980’s.
It’s by a solo artist formerly with a band.
The quote itself is not from a song; it’s more like the intro to the song.
So! Name it! Lux Fiat really wants to know, but I’m gonna be a dork and make everyone guess. That is, if you care.
Lessee how long this takes <checking watch>…
David Lee Roth…
California Girls
David Lee Roth. Yankee Rose
From Yesterdayland.
And best of all, he was in that gone-native get-up. Kind of wish he’d been able to wear that out on tour.
I definitely remember it from “Just a Gigalo”, actually.
I have to wonder if “Yesterdayland” is correct, only because I don’t remember ever seeing a video for “Yankee Rose”. 
But if it is… oops on me!
“Yankee Rose”
David Lee Roth
“My doctor says I have to take a laxative.”
“Not in my store, you don’t!”
“Too bad, honey, too bad.”
“But Consuelo, mi amore!”
Heck, I don’t even remember how “Yankee Rose” went! How lame am I? (Don’t answer that…)
are you ready for the new sensation?
Here’s a shot heard round the world…
“I keep two of 'em around for conversation. If there’s going to be any, I don’t have to be involved.”
Could someone point me to a site with the lyrics, perchance?
I could Googlize it, but I’m lazy and shiftless.