I used to wonder, how come I’ve never met anyone named Bram? I’ve heard fo Brams, such as Bram Stoker, or Bram from Sharon Lois and Bram’s Elephant Show, but I don’t know any Brams.
What the hell is up with this name anyway? Is Bram short for anything?
Then I realized I don’t know anyone named Bram because Bram is a dumb name.
How come I don’t know anyone named Sven? Sven is a manly fuckin name. There’s gotta be some Svens out there. I want a friend named Sven.
Anyone?
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