Naming your kid Adolf Hitler

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I can’t manage to put this in the pit since I’m not even outraged over it.
It’s more of a “Just when you thought you met the dumbest person on earth” reaction.
From here.

Seriously dude, just what kind of reaction did you think other people would have when you named your son Adolf Hitler and your daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation?
Did you really want them to be ridiculed for their entire childhood because of Daddy’s little joke?
Do you have no friends or relatives that said “mmmm… maybe that’s not such a good idea”?
Do you not realize that people will probably feel nothing but sympathy for the kids yet put a mark on you as the biggest dumb-ass they’ve ever known.
And your kids will label you as the biggest dumb-ass they’ve ever known once they are legal age to change their names.
Honestly, no one is shocked by the names you chose. They are more shocked at how stupid you are.

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Ah, you missed a fine Pit thread there was drama, misunderstanding, Doper fighting, followed by a group hug! Really it had it all and is a fine specimen of SDMBness.

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I’ve only been able to imagine this kid was named during a *Family Guy *cut scene.

PETER
Oh, man…this is worse than that time I had that baby naming business.

CUT TO:
PETER is at a desk with a young couple (woman pregnant) seated before him.

PETER
Name your kid-- Adolf. Hitler.

MAN
Won’t people think we named him after the real Adolf Hitler?

PETER
Nope.

WOMAN
I have always liked the name Adolf.

MAN
And I’ve always liked the name Hitler! What if it’s a girl?

PETER
Wurssthan. Wurssthan Hitler. *Wurssthan *is a Scottish name.

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Damn, I must have missed that one.

Mods can close this one, thanks.

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As well as an IMHO thread on the same article.