Is she part Vulcan or what? I could swear she looks like one of those vixens from another planet on Star Trek. Every time I see her face, I hear that “wooo-wooo” music they played for femme fatales.
Whaddya think?
Here’s a link - I don’t typically follow her journalism, but CNN tricked me into clicking with their irretrievably vague headline “Girls kissing Jeffs 12 and 13, escapee says”.
I have too much faith in the original captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise to believe that James Tiberius Kirk would ever do Nancy Grace. Sure, he did green- and purple-skinned [scaled?] ladies in far-off galaxies, but, dammit, there’s a limit.
Or, as Spock would say, getting intimate with Ms. Grace is simply illogical.
Did you never see “The Return of the Archons” or “The Apple”?
Kirk hates machines telling people what to do. Ergo, he’d never do Nancy Grace.
Now, nice wide-eyed, soft-focus machines happy to submit (e.g., “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”) … different story.
But what if the Borgarians had him trapped in a cave with her with only a tube (large) of K-Y Jelly and an alto recorder, and he had to retrieve the dilithium crystals from, well, you know, in order to free the Enterprise from the Chlamydian force field?
I would have to say he would. But only to shut her up.
Wouldn’t it be easier to shoot her with the phaser instead? And I’m not sure he’d first set it on “Stun,” either.
Nancy Grace? Man, that is not job you would even send a red-shirt into do.
Forget Kirk, I doubt that Zapp Branigan would want any part of that snoo-snoo either.
Of course, on the show “Boston Legal”, Denny Crane did a fictional version of Nancy Grace.
Kirk would do Nermal if he thought it was female. 
I thought that inspired this thread.
Agreed. A Horta is one thing, but a man has to have standards.
That’s why I opened it, because I thought that too.
Must be the zeitgeist or something, I haven’t watched Boston Legal since its premiere – I only started this because she looked like some damn alien or another in the CNN clip. I’d swear her eyebrows are lumpy.
Funny coincidence, though.
Oh come on. I always figured that if a Denebian Slime Devil came on to Kirk, he’d pause only long enough to ask “Spock, do you think it’s female?”.
I think Kirk would be more of a Soledad O’brien type, maybe Michelle Malkin if he had a really good ear plugs.
As the good Captain might have said:
I’d jump 'er Bones. 
Indeed.
Kirk would do her and she would come out of it like Vanna White. He is our only hope in this matter.
He could do the whole “I submit that YOU are illogical!” and get her mind in a feedback loop until her head explodes.
What about that lady she frequently has on her show who is always irrationally pissed off and looks like one of those talking-mouth pictures from the Conan O’Brien show? Who is that lady? Nancy is normal looking and level-headed in comparison.